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A rare and beautiful thing at work today -- one of our underwriters forwarded a joke to the whole department. And being that it IS funny, it behooves me to share it with you...
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse
me,
can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above
sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Underwriter."
"I am, "replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
still
lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Agent."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going.
You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You
made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve
your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we
met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
- Mood:
amused
